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  The Art of Murder

  A Hank Reed Mystery, Book 1

  Fred Lichtenberg

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  Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Epilogue

  Before You Go…

  Murder on the Rocks

  Acknowledgments

  Also by Fred Lichtenberg

  About the Author

  To my mother, Iris, the beautiful butterfly,

  whose faith in me never wavered,

  and who watches over me from above.

  One

  Double parking is prohibited in downtown Eastpoint. Not that anyone actually could double park on the narrow three-block Main Street, but it’s on the books. It’s also against the law to steal farm animals or purposely drive into haystacks. Oh, and cow tipping. That’s a no-no. In my five years as Eastpoint’s police chief we haven’t had one violation, though I’m not certain about cow tipping, since none of our farmers or their livestock have come forward with a complaint.

  I mention this to demonstrate that Eastpoint is pretty much crime free. This might have something to do with its location and values. Eastpoint lies about seventy miles east of New York City on a small patch of rich earth that most farmers would die for. And with a population of about four hundred, not counting the livestock or weekend city folks, people tend to respect each other and their property.

  That’s why I’m surprised on this Saturday night when my dispatcher, June Winters, a woman in her sixties who gave up farming after her husband died, alerts me about an altercation at Salty’s Bar and Grill. She sounds excited. Who wouldn’t be? Like I said, we don’t have much crime in this town.

  I wildly increase my speed to about forty in a thirty-mile-an-hour zone and pull up to Salty’s in five minutes, where I find Paddy Murphy, the owner, alone and leaning against the wall of his bar smoking a cigarette, his usual equanimity showing through. He sees me, takes a hard pull on his cancer stick, flicks it in the street, and produces a wide Irish smile. That’s a misdemeanor—not the smile, the littering—but I’ll let Paddy slide tonight.

  I emerge from the car, glance around, then shrug. “Say, Paddy, I got a call, something about an altercation. What’s up?”

  He spreads his hands. “Already taken care of, Hank. A misunderstanding, is all,” he says in his usual pleasant singsong brogue. “Two college kids from the city were fighting over a local. It was nothing. A patron must have called it in.”

  I nod. “A woman?”

  “One of Broderick Hall’s daughters. The one who attends Columbia. I guess she wanted to show off the town to a couple of classmates. Only the gents had a few too many shots and started fighting over her.”

  I grin. “Typical kids. Who won?”

  Paddy winks. “She did, of course. Don’t women always?” He shoots a look inside the bar window. “Anyway,” he says, turning back to me, “she got pissed off over their childish behavior and left.”

  “That’s it?” I ask, disappointed.

  “What can I say, Hank? I broke it up and put them in a cab.” Paddy checks his watch. “They should be on the ten-twenty-two to Manhattan as we speak. I was just taking a break. It’s pretty hectic tonight.”

  “You want to join the force?” I ask, my crooked front teeth showing through. “You won’t be subjected to that karaoke noise.” I laugh, pointing to the bar with my chin.

  Paddy shakes his head. “Not for me, Hank. Too boring. I’m happy serving drinks. And as for the karaoke, I tune it out.”

  “I hear you. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision to leave the county,” I say almost to myself, then shrug. “Anyway, if there’s nothing else going on, I’ll get back to my rounds.”

  “Hey, it’s your town, Hank.”

  I’m about to ask Paddy about his wife, Sheryl, when June’s voice beckons me from inside the squad car.

  “Looks like you’re a busy guy tonight,” Paddy says, removing a pack of smokes from his corduroy shirt pocket.

  I hop inside the Crown Victoria. “Just a misunderstanding,” I assure June. “You can call off your gossip posse tonight,” I say, smiling into the phone.

  “We have another situation, Hank.”

  I roll my eyes. “June, we don’t have that many bars in town. Where to now?”

  She hesitates. “It involves a friend of yours. John Hunter.”

  I let that sink in a moment, then ask cautiously, “What kind of situation?”

  “A woman just called, said she was walking by Hunter’s house and saw the lights on in his living room. Not that it’s unusual. After all, it’s dark outside.”

  “And?” I interrupt, trying to keep her focused.

  “Right. The woman noticed that Hunter was lying back on his sofa in a weird sort of way, like he wasn’t asleep. She said there was a mess around him, vomit or something.” June pauses. “The woman thinks he might be…dead.”

  “Dead,” I repeat. “Come on, June, I just saw the guy yesterday. He looked healthy to me. Hunter probably just had one too many.”

  “It’s not my theory, boss. I’m just passing along the information.”

  I watch a few young patrons heading toward the parking lot. “So who’s this mystery woman who just happened to be strolling around Hunter’s neighborhood?” I ask with interest. “Some local walking her dog?”

  “Here’s the strange thing, Hank. She wouldn’t leave her name.”

  “Doesn’t sound like a local to me.”

  “And she insisted that I call the paramedics before it was too late.”

  I start the car engine. “Doesn’t sound like a disinterested party, either. You get the number she was calling from?”

  “A blocked call. Anyway, you might want to have a look.”

  I nod
into the phone. “Call the county.”

  “I already did. They’re on their way.”

  “I’ll call in later,” I say, glancing back at the bar. Paddy must have already headed inside. I flip on the overhead light bar, make a quick U-turn, then gun the engine, hoping my drinking buddy is only fast asleep.

  I’m relieved to find a Suffolk County Fire-Rescue and Emergency Services vehicle parked in Hunter’s driveway, but as my eyes shift to an unmarked car parked across the street, I get a knot in my stomach. Inside, I find a couple of jock-types snapping pictures, collecting evidence and joking like they’re at a frat party. Upon seeing me in uniform they give me a polite hello.

  “Say, Hank.”

  I turn, and after recognizing the short, balding detective with a Dunkin’ Donuts gut, offer a thin smile. “Earl, it’s been a while.”

  He smiles back. “Too long. Never thought I’d see you on your turf. Not on business, anyway.”

  “Me neither,” I agree uncomfortably. “What’s going on?” I motion to Hunter, who is deadpan on the sofa, his head facing the ceiling, his right hand hanging motionlessly. My drinking buddy, a handsome GQ guy, is wearing a white t-shirt, which is dotted with vomit, and a pair of jeans stained from who knows what.

  Earl approaches, extends his hand. “First, let me apologize for jumping the gun before you got here. The front door was open when we arrived.”

  I shoot a look at the door, then back to Earl.

  “We were hanging around when the call came in. It sounded like someone died.” He pauses. “Guess they were right.”

  I shake his hand quickly as my eyes study Hunter, whose once-animated dark brown eyes are now dead like the rest of him.

  “You would have called us anyway,” he says, his tone friendly.

  My eyes remain on my friend. “Looks that way, doesn’t it?”

  “So technically, you’re in the middle of a crime scene.”

  I regard his remark and turn back to him.

  “That’s the way we found him,” Earl adds. “Normally, with all that shit around him, it would appear that he just choked on his own vomit.”

  We exchange looks. “I’m not sure I follow. It wasn’t an accident?”

  He motions me away from the others. “Your neighbor here killed himself.” He waits for my reaction. In spite of my homicide days, I’m struggling to accumulate enough brainpower to let Hunter’s apparent suicide sink in.

  “You sure?” I finally ask.

  He offers me a pair of elastic gloves, and when I snap them on, hands me a single sheet of copier paper.

  Two thoughts strike me as I begin reading Hunter’s last message to the world: I know John Hunter isn’t suicidal; he’s too egotistic. And vain. But if he were suicidal, his would be Eastpoint’s first. I know this because I was born here. People don’t kill themselves in Eastpoint!

  “As you can see, he didn’t have much to say,” Earl says with a shrug. I nod after reading it for the second time. “It’s his signature,” I tell Earl, glancing around for a computer. Earl must sense my interest and tells me it’s in the study.

  “Interesting,” I say, handing back the note.

  “What’s that?”

  “The note. It’s short and to the point, nothing like his flowery romance columns.”

  “No way! He’s that Hunter?” Earl blurts out. “Shit, I read the guy all the time. He’s good.”

  “Was,” I correct.

  “Right.”

  “He was a good friend,” I add with a touch of sadness. “I just saw him yesterday.”

  “Never hinted about doing himself in?”

  I shake my head. “He was always upbeat.”

  “Sounds like he was good at hiding whatever was troubling him.” Then Earl adds, like one of Hunter’s columns, “If it was about a woman, he didn’t heed to his own advice. No one is worth killing themselves for.”

  “Guess not, but I knew him pretty well. It wasn’t about a woman.”

  Earl smiles. “Maybe that was the problem.”

  I need to find solace, and I tell Earl I want to search the premises.

  “Sure, Hank,” he says. “It’s your crime scene.”

  My crime scene. I remove my hat, wipe my brow, then step out of the room and find the stairs leading to the second floor. Hunter’s suicide has baffled me because it’s inconsistent with his philosophy on life, which he wrote about with passion and humor in his syndicated romance columns. Hunter was seemingly happy and successful without the romance. Looking back, I realize that the subject never entered our conversation; he never talked shop or relationships, and I never brought up my own less-than-ideal marriage.

  Reaching the landing, I glance around, still unsettled. With morbid curiosity, I open the door closest to the landing and begin my quest, searching for Hunter’s demons. I flip on the light and find what appears to be an art studio, though there aren’t any paintings or signs of acrylic paint, only a metal folding chair facing an easel and a few clean brushes sticking out of a kid’s beach pail.

  I cross the room and gaze out the window. It’s dark, but the waxing moon guides my eyes toward a densely wooded area lined with oak trees. I shrug. Maybe Hunter was into nature, though quite frankly, he never mentioned he had an interest in art.

  I turn to leave and glance up at the ceiling. My eyes fix on white rope hanging innocently from a trap door that leads to an attic. I study the rope a moment, then slide the metal chair under it, step up and steady myself. I give the rope a gentle tug, the ceiling opening just a crack. I hop off the chair and yank the rope toward me.

  A ladder attached to the back of a hatch leads me to a black hole. I remove a flashlight from my belt and search for a light switch. When I find one, a room emerges, stretching the entire length of the house; one big room divided by a king-size bed, a night table and lamp, and a ceiling mirror positioned strategically above the bed.

  I scratch my head and wonder: what in the world is this place? The bed is neatly made with a red comforter and matching pillows. I snicker to myself, stepping over an Oriental rug and work my way to the other side of the room, where I find a door, open it, and switch on another light.

  Unlike the room below, this one is filled with canvases scattered about in different stages like an assembly line. At first glance, the wavy textures and rich colors appear to be nothing more than oils of copulating couples, Hunter indulging himself in every scene. I grin to myself. No wonder you didn’t date, my friend. You were too busy getting off here.

  I remove a finished canvas and study it, my expression suddenly turning cold. I blink hard, testing my vision, but there is no doubt what’s going on here. I pick up another painting, then another. Then, as though a light bulb goes on in my head, I clumsily rifle through Hunter’s private collection. My chest tightens. Hot, stale breath ricochets off the back of my hands as I race through his sordid works.

  I stop and give my eyes a good rub, relieved that my worst nightmare is not a part of Hunter’s repertoire. I poke my head outside into the room and get this chilling feeling that Hunter’s sordid passion for art somehow had something to do with his demise.

  I need to get back downstairs before Earl and his boys decide to check up on me. The last thing I need is for Hunter’s suicide to turn into a public display of his artwork.

  I approach the door and discover another painting leaning casually against an easel, only this one had been sloppily X’d out, as though the artist was in a rage. I instinctively touch it, a black residue staying on my finger. I point my flashlight into a space between the lines of the X, struggling to identify the couple. The guy is Hunter, all right, the telltale sign a tattoo he’d gotten on a dare during his college days. The head of a slithering green boa is needled to his upper right arm. He’s sitting at the foot of his king-size bed like a preacher, face cocked, eyes closed, head tilted upward toward the sky, his hands outstretched. I shift the light from my flashlight to get a better look at his lover, her head tilted slightl
y toward the artist, toward me. Those dark eyes and long black ponytail. Hunter’s lover is kneeling seductively between his legs, her accentuated crimson mouth devouring the remains of her lover.

  I raise my flashlight then catch myself.

  You bastard!

  I want to smash the painting into pieces and burn it along with the rest of Hunter’s artwork, only Earl is shouting my name.

  I turn to leave, but I know I’m not finished here.

  Two

  Later that night, I’m driving west on Harbor Drive, my boot pushing the accelerator as my cloudy brain tries to make sense of Hunter’s artwork, including the one of him and my wife. Were those paintings just a part of Hunter’s twisted imagination? Or was he Eastpoint’s celebrity stud, preying on the minds and bodies of small-town women?

  I reach Locust Road, ease up on the gas pedal, and take a hard right, shutting off my headlights in the process. There are three houses on Hunter’s dead-end street. His is a two-story colonial that sits at the end on two acres of land. I hang a left into his driveway and turn off the engine. As I emerge, the cool October air smacks me in the face, which I find refreshing under the circumstances. I jiggle the doorknob open, then fold my six-foot frame under the crime scene tape and let myself in, locking the door behind me before flicking on my flashlight.

  I own the place now that Earl and his investigators are gone, which, according to my watch, is about four hours after finding Hunter’s body.

  I retrace my steps and enter Hunter’s sex chamber, my breathing erratic. It’s not from the climb, but the thought of removing that painting. The room is technically part of the crime scene and off limits, though in my capacity, I wouldn’t be challenged unless Earl found me burning the stuff in Hunter’s backyard. But since there isn’t a soul around and the investigators never discovered Hunter’s treasure trove, I’m not about to reveal my little secret.